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If money doesn't grow on trees
I went to a zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
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"Would you rather eat 100 bricks or a matter baby?"
- "What's a matter baby?"
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- Baby Yoda who?
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Suzie is complaining to her friend Jennifer how much she hates
"My husband stops by a convienence store, picks up a cheap box of chocolates and a dozen roses on his way home from work, and then I gotta lay on the bed with my feet up in the air like a f***ing whore!"
Jennifer replies: “Well, have you thought about getting a vase?”
What's the difference between Prince Andrew and a roller
You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster
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