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Donald Trump jokes | Brexit jokes | Rude jokes | Dirty jokes

Donald Trump Jokes

  • Donald Trump walks into a bar
    and promptly lowers it
  • Why are Muslims also worried about Trump's immigration plans?
    Once you deport Juan, you deport Jamal
  • Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Trump...
    But I guess you can't compare Apples to Oranges
  • Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall...
    On the condition he gets to install Windows
  • If I were American, I'd vote for Bernie Sanders...
    But I'm Russian, so I'm voting Trump
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Dad Jokes

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  • My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
    So I packed up my stuff and right
  • Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears
    11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian
  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
    I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
  • If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
    Are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Corona Jokes

  • I have a friend who drinks too much beer at parties and makes everybody uncomfortable
    He's a Corona non grata
  • What happens when you drink too much Corona?
    A Coronal mass ejection
  • If you ever see a woman drinking a Corona
    you should ask her out immediately, because you know she'll swallow anything
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Best Jokes 2019

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  • Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo
    - Cole's Law
  • What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus
  • Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road
    I asked him, 'What's the word on the street?'
  • A G N B
    That's bang out of order

Helicopter Jokes

  • What do you get when you mix a helicopter, and elephant and a rhino?
    Hell if I know...
  • I made a book about helicopters
    It really took off
  • A pilot walks into a bar & asks for a packet of helicopter flavoured crisps
    "Sorry" says the bartender, "We only have plane"

Brexit Jokes

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  • Why does Britain like tea so much?
    Because tea leaves
  • How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. The Brits are too busy screwing themselves
  • What did Britain say to its trade partners?
    See EU later
  • How much space will Brexit free up in the EU?
    1 GB

Yo Mama Jokes

  • Yo mama so fat...
    People jog around her for exercise
  • Yo momma is so fat...
    I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
  • Yo mama so fat...
    Dora can't even explore her
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Random Jokes Trending Now

That Matter Baby joke

"Would you rather eat 100 bricks or a matter baby?"
- "What's a matter baby?"
"Nothing, I'm fine sweetie. How are you?"

That Baby Yoda joke

Knock knock
- Who's there?
Baby Yoda
- Baby Yoda who?
Baby Yoda one for me

That Valentine's Day joke

Suzie is complaining to her friend Jennifer how much she hates Valentine’s Day:

"My husband stops by a convienence store, picks up a cheap box of chocolates and a dozen roses on his way home from work, and then I gotta lay on the bed with my feet up in the air like a f***ing whore!"

Jennifer replies: “Well, have you thought about getting a vase?”

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Prince Andrew Jokes

What's the difference between Prince Andrew and a roller coaster?
You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster

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